Rebirth of the Pirate Legend

Hell broke lose, literally

Our heroes have been waiting for a week while the Elitist Armor Corps set up the equipment to fish Jack out from the sun of system 9101. While waiting they have been staying on the desert planet, recently inhabited by the survivors of the battle which caused this whole mess. There seems to be a lot more survivors than the few you would expect from a few fighter pilots.

When on this planet the heroes meet with the temporary leader of Jack’s crew, James Landsford. He shows them clipping of a newspaper detailing the public outrage at the fact Elitists are hiring pirate. The pirates don’t give a damn. Then Felix spies a fool trying to take on the one named Gambling Gabe in a match of cards. Hold em’ to be exact. After much concentration the table shows a chance that Gabe might lose. So with a simple swipe of his hand Gabe tries to grab himself a more favorable hand, upon which his arm explodes into flames. The man who challenged him flips over his hand, revealing his amazing Royal Flush. With that he collects his winnings and say only this, “My name’s Tyler, but most call me Lucky Son of a …”

Felix then recruits Tyler into their ranks, and goes out to find if they’re ready to save Jack. But before they leave a man with a shady aura tells them that Jack might not even be in the sun, it’s always possible he made a deal, with the devil.

After much discussion and, obviously, confusion. James tells them that the possibility of Jack making a deal was not out of the question. There are beings from other Galaxies who have abilities that make even Jack’s crew look like ants. One in particular has a interest in collecting souls and monsters, with Jack being in the second category. A plan is hatched to use this demon’s only weakness against him, music. Then the ultimate weapon on top of Jack’s ship is prepared, the Rave cannon.

Equipped with a guitar and the insane weapon invented by Jack and James, Felix challenges the demon known as Lucifer to a battle, GUITAR BATTLE! Then, after much awesome, Lucifer must admit defeat, and then brings the heroes to hell, to save Jack of course.

In hell emotions run high, Felix gets in a fight with the new member Tyler and Tyler is thrown into a pool of lava. But right before all his flesh is burnt to a crisp, Tyler is picked up by a demon. Then, after much dealing, the demon agrees to carry the heroes across the fiery pit of lava, for a small fee. Across the lava Tyler pays up, and the money bursts into flames, which sucks for the demons.

But now they meet another demon, this one in a suit, who orders them to shuffle with the rest of the mindless people. When he finds they are not mindless the demon calls a group of ugly monsters to kill the heroes. Tyler calmly pays them off to, spending all of his winnings from the poker game. Then a giant demon shows up, this beast required a team effort. Kage mad the demon think he was getting attacked from all sides, Felix delivered a set up punch, the Gravedigger cut open the demons head, and Tyler delivered the finishing blow with a gunshot through the weakened skull. Now it was time to find Jack.

The Beggining of a New Legend
Soon the Empire will fall and all hell will break loose

Our heroes have started on a new quest, to gain allies and prepare for the defeat of the Empire. Or they could just be covering their asses. Either way, they went to negotiate with the Elitist Armor Corps on Earth-4 to see if there was a way to keep their pirating ways still going without having to run from the government all the while.

On the way they encountered an old enemy, Captain Fish n’ Chips, the fearsome undead warrior and pirate captain recruited by the Elitist Armor Corps to stomp out piracy in the English Empire. After much confusion, a kidnapping, a quick trip to Earth-5, and some flying jumps, they had defeated the bony captain and his parrot. They were now on their way back to Earth-4.

On Earth-4’s landing field the pirates encounter another group of pirates, preparing to do some spectacular piracy. They are Jack Syco’s crew of super humans and they are going to steal equipment to fish Jack out of the sun of system 9101. And they are going to steal said gear from the Elitist Armor Corps, the same people our heroes are going to “Negotiate” with. This seems to be too good to be true.

It is, as soon as they enter the building they are under the watchful eye of a Armor who could probably tear them apart. To make things worse, the illusionist Kage leaves for the bathroom, spliting up the team hidden with Kage’s illusion and the team going to negotiate. After working out a deal to work as special agents for the Corps and they will be protected. Then alarms go off through out the building and Kage greets the rest of the group, having forgotten that he was cloaking the rest of the team.

After much confusion everything is worked out and a plan is hatched to save Jack from the sun he launched himself into to stop the empire. Much political conflict lies ahead, probably to be solved with gunfire.


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